(When you see the large slap, clap once; it's pretty funny)
I’ve come to visit your mind.
Fool with your thoughts and
make you think there’s a glitch in time
The crinkle
in your cranium
Has you seeing
things twice.
Did the
Universe play a trick?
Did I just see
what would be a glimpse?
I can’t seem to recall, but
this feels oddly strange
It’s Déjà vu
playing its game.
Sending reminders
Showing me another
life
“Honey I kiss that other woman because
in parallel universe she’s my wife.”
A lame
Excuse
Déjà vu
Abused
By
Substance
Abuse
Recall
Relapse
Here
It
Comes
*SLAP*
Right across his
face, he feels the sting
The slap to his
face, he can’t remember a thing
He recalls the
sting
But does not
Recall the
Scene
Oh wait *SLAP*
It happens again,
that just happened….
She said, “Of
course because you kissed that other woman…”
He thinks twice
She raises her
hand
He flinches
She smirks
He smiles
She kisses him
He kisses her back
Before you know it
Here comes another
*SLAP*
“What the fuck!?!”
He yells
You kissed that
woman!
Yes, I’m kissing
you!
There is no other
woman…
“Are you crazy!?!”
He yells
Out
She laughs and
he’s confused, being slapped three times, he can’t tell if this is something
that has her amused. Is this something new? Does she love hitting now? When the
hell did this happen? She leans in for a kiss, he backs away. He utters, “Oh
no, every time I kiss you, I get five finger across my face.” She looks
confused almost out of place…..she looks sad, he’s a tad mad…..he can’t seem to
grasp the moment. He thinks back about an earlier statement…… “Honey I kissed
that other woman because in a parallel universe she’s my wife.”
Wait, I had
another wife
This must be in
another life
Maybe this is why
she is hitting me. Maybe because I keep kissing the other woman. He shrugs his
shoulders and kisses his wife.
*SLAP*
She laughs. He
starts to laugh, purely out of frustration. “Honey, why do you keep hitting
me?” She replies, “Because you keep kissing the other woman” THERE IS NO OTHER WOMAN!!
He starts to yell, she begins to laugh. “Oh honey, I’m just toying with you”
She rubs his face in a seductive way, rubs his stubble….she leans in for a
kiss, he begins to lean in again…he stops and says Déjà vu She replies, “Why
Déjà vu honey?” He say’s because when I kiss you, you’re going to slap me. She
replies, “Possibly because your kissing another woman.” You’re cheating on me.
What other woman am I kissing??? You’re the only woman around me! “Let me show
you” She rushes him, kisses him unexpected and off guard, his arms fling in the
air and he’s trying to run away because he doesn’t
Want to cheat on
his wife. He doesn’t kiss her. She begins to pull away. Here it comes.
*SLAP*
He sighs. What did
I do now? You kissed that other woman!! “Déjà vu” he says in a stumped manner.
“Why Déjà vu honey?” because when I kiss you, you’re going to slap me--- wait a
second! The man comes to the conclusion that he’s found a portal through Déjà
vu. Whenever something seems familiar, the universe has actually collided into
itself; this means at some point in my life, I’m living in my parallel life and
my current life at the same time. Oh shit! His wife looks at him and smiles.
You knew this whole time that Déjà vu is nothing but the parallel colliding
with the current. Yep, she replies. “So are you going to kiss me?” “I don’t
know, is the parallel you going to slap me? He replies. She replies, “Can you
tell who is who?” Not really, but you can; and you both teamed up and played
this cruel joke on me. Since I’m caught up to speed, can you point me in the
right direction? “Just kiss me”, she replies…..
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