Can masturbation be linked to bisexuality?

On April 14^th, one of my co-workers told me that another co-worker asked him, “If you were to clone yourself and play with yourself sexually, would that technically be a homosexual act?” Before I answered, I looked at him trying to decipher why or where in the hell did he pull that from? I laughed because most people who would clone themselves would not think of committing a sexual act to themselves; they would think how they could send the clone to work or how they could get 72 hours worth of work and daily task done in 24 hours. As the thought lingered in my head, I began to forum a theory; similar to Freud’s theory. 

At some point of time we masturbate. During masturbation, we fantasize about the person we like or we use pornography as a mean of stimulation; in either use, one has to touch themselves in order to reach that stimulation…so technically when you masturbate, it’s a man (you) touching yourself (man parts) or a woman (you) touching yourself (Woman parts). The mental part maybe about the opposite sex but the physical arousal is endured by the same sex (you). So does that make us bi-sexual? Sure some people may use toys but the pleasure is still being done by you the same sex…same goes for pornography. When watching porn, you’re watching a man and woman have sex, the arousal comes from the action…if there were no guys in the porn having sex with the woman, most guys would not watch it, but guys are basically getting off to another man getting off to a woman and the same goes for women…somewhere in there, there has to be a bi-sexuality neurotransmitter firing in order for a woman or a man to relate to the same pleasure as the actor in the movie; I think the hate for homosexuality can be decreased if people take time to understand their own body vernacular. 

Maybe it's not bi-sexuality. Maybe it's just relating to knowing that feeling. I understand we do have re-call so it is possible that we are re-calling those images but have you ever heard some guys talk about porn? It can be quite disturbing at times. You almost want to ask some guys, "Are you getting off to the size of the guys stuff or what?" I'm not going to go to deep into detail because everyone knows that guy BUT  is it possible that masturbation might be a open grounds of bi-sexuality? If so, then maybe this might close the gap for one's hatred towards gay's and lesbians.

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Leave the Smoke and clear your Throat

Cigarette smokers: Cigarettes are a stimulant. So with that said, I give you a challenge question, How is it when your stressed, Cigarettes calm you down? If anything, there have been a few studies that show when you smoke cigarettes when stressed, it’s more likely to make you more anxious and make your stress levels shoot up. As a smoker, I do understand that first cigarette of the day, when you inhale and exhale and feel the warm smoke intoxicate your lungs and then all of a sudden, this slight buzz out of the blue overwhelms you and it forces you to smile, letting you know, even if today is going to be shitty, I have cigarettes. So you smile, it’s still early in the morning and the birds are chirping loudly and they sound awesome to you as you take another drag and enjoy the nicotine buzz; the sensation has left you a tad bit tingly and then BAM!! Fast forward four hours. 

The boss comes in and tells you, “There was a mistake on the order that was made, the order required 3,000 shirts and somehow, the shipment only sent three; the payments have already been made and your boss is saying the company is blah blah blah…basically your about to get written up and can’t really afford a write up because the next one = fired. You reach for that cigarette, smoke it, but you don’t get that high, you’re still upset, now you chain smoke, still not getting that high, at some point you stop because your throat is probably on fire and sub-consciously you have realized, you just smoked two cigarettes and your still upset, the possibility of getting fired is still there, nothing has changed…and to top it off, you didn’t even get that nicotine buzz you were hoping you got in the morning. 

I stopped smoking because it did nothing for me;  like watching a movie and there’s a pointless scene or a pointless character, that’s basically what cigarettes were to me.

            If  you really think about it cigarette smokers, why do you smoke? Some say it’s for the taste; which can be hard to break away from because if you like the way something taste, your pretty much hooked. As for the rest of you, I question, why do you smoke? Really question and be honest with yourself;  you don’t have to dig to deep but when your smoking that cigarette, really think what is the point of this? You’re not getting high, (Which is a whole different topic) it does all the wrong things for your health, there expensive, if you wear cologne or perfume, it get’s ruined, what is the purpose? I understand weed, you smoke it, you get high and there’s a reason: to get high. Alcohol: you drink it, get drunk, have fun. Cigarettes: You smoke one and get one nicotine buzz. You smoke a few more and you body chases after that buzz; it never duplicates unless you stop for a few days or have a long enough period between smokes. The challenge: Cigarette smokers trying to quit: Ask yourself why do you smoke? In a stressful moment, have your cigarette break, and on your break, think about if that Cigarette has really relived anything. Your problem is still there but now you smell; You have to go waste, let's say a bottle of perfume/cologne that cost about $50, you have to waste 1.00 a spray to cover up a smell that still lingers; it;s like you sprayed on Camel or Marlboro with an undertone of (Insert fragrance). Think about it smokers...
                                     

                                 

Mc Donalds in the Middle East

When a war happens between two countries, do they still conduct business with each other or is business obsolete until war is over? I haven’t found an answer but I wonder…I mean technically business is what makes a country run (Besides a government) business in a country helps the income of a city and country. If you take away all of that, a country has nothing to offer but land.  Anyways, slightly getting off topic, How does something like a Mc Donald’s or something similar to it’s called, “MaDonal” open in Sulaymaniyah, Iraq… here’s the kicker, they’re asking for permission to open up a Mc Donald’s in Iraq? Mickey D’s is saying no…I wonder how that would work out? The ultimate American symbol right in the middle of the Middle East….if they did that, it would be a total contradiction but maybe, just maybe a possible end--- no that won’t happen…but what would happen if there was a Mc Donald’s in the Middle East? How would that change our relationship? I mean war mean’s money but not all the time; it could also mean a lost in money…what’s your opinion?

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